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10 Things Only Healthcare Workers Who’ve Switched to Non-Clinical Roles Understand

Published August 19, 2024

Making the leap from a clinical role to a non-clinical one is a journey full of surprising revelations, adjustments, and, let’s face it, a few “What was I thinking?” moments. For those who’ve made the switch, here are ten things that will hit home:

1. You Don’t Have to Wear Scrubs Anymore – But You Miss the Pockets

Scrubs were comfy, practical, and had all the storage space you needed. Now you’re stuck wondering where to put your phone, pens, and that random snack without those trusty pockets. Also, picking out clothes to wear to work is hard! Especially when you spend years picking out the closest pair of clean and ironed scrubs.

 

2. The Unfamiliar Feeling of a Lunch Break Without Interruptions

Remember when lunch meant inhaling food in five minutes between patient rounds? Or worse, over 2 hours between the call lights going off? Now, you’re sitting down for a full 30 (or even 60!) minutes, actually enjoying your meal. It feels so wrong, yet so right. But remember, those new coworkers might not have the stomach that your former coworkers did- you might not be able to swap cool work stories from past jobs, especially during lunch breaks.

 

3. You Can’t Turn Off Your “Clinical Brain”

Whether it’s mentally diagnosing a colleague’s cough or still speaking in medical shorthand, that clinical mindset is hard to shake. You may not be caring for patients anymore, but old habits die hard. But don’t worry- people will still come to you for medical advice!

 

4. The Guilt of Leaving the Clinical World Behind

Even if you’re thriving in your new role, a little part of you still feels like you’ve “abandoned” your calling. But hey, you’re helping in new ways now, and that’s just as valuable, and in many ways, so much less stressful!

 

5. You Keep Trying to ‘Chart’ Things in Your New Role

Whether it’s documenting meetings like you used to chart patient notes or overloading on details in your reports, those old habits sneak back in. I laughed when I was shown our documentation system at my last job- nowhere to free-type anything! It was all point and click.

 

6. Realizing Meetings Are Just Like Rounds – But With PowerPoints Instead of Patients

Meetings are the new rounds. Instead of checking in on patients, you’re checking in on projects and strategies… and there’s always that one person who loves to present just a little too much.

 

7. Your Healthcare Jargon Scares Your New Colleagues

When you casually drop terms like  “d/c”, “prn” or “s/p” in meetings and get blank stares, you remember that not everyone speaks fluent healthcare. Time to work on that non-clinical vocabulary!

 

8. Missing the Chaos… But Not the Exhaustion

Sure, there’s a weird sense of missing the adrenaline rush that comes with clinical work, but not so much the sheer exhaustion. That trade-off for a (usually) calmer work environment? Worth it.

 

9. Explaining Your New Job to Your Clinical Friends Is an Event in Itself

“So… what do you do now?” Trying to explain that your non-clinical role still makes a difference in healthcare can lead to some confusing (and amusing) conversations.

 

10. You’ve Finally Discovered the Magic of a 9-to-5 Schedule

No more night shifts, weekends, or holidays! Your body clock is thanking you, even if it still expects to be woken up at 4 AM.

What do you “miss” about the clinical life? Drop a comment and tell me all about it!

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